Quickies: Dog Gone

• A woman and her one-month old baby in Upper Moreland were attacked by two dogs, but their dog jumped in and fought the dogs, dying in the process. Yes, it’s sad, but be sure to watch the video, where CBS 3 goes through the events like it was the Kennedy Assassination. [CBS 3]

• A woman was killed by her boyfriend for refusing to cook in Western Pa. I’m kind of surprised the boyfriend didn’t die, too, since his BAC was .338, which is like if you just had Everclear injected directly into your veins, I think. [AP/6 ABC]

• A teenager who wrote bomb threats on the walls of her high school in Bucks County has to pay $4,500 for the costs of bomb-sniffing dogs. She also has to write her number on every bathroom wall in the high school with the message “For a good time call…” [AP/CBS 3]

• To be honest, when I started this thing I meant to do more Michelle Malkin bashing. But then the Daily News dropped her as a syndicated columnist, and I lost interest. My apologies, folks. Keith Olbermann did a nice job recently doing what I should be doing more of, though. [Crooks & Liars via Atrios]