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What’s Good For The Goose Is Good For NBC 10 NBC 10 is (naturally) all over a story like Philadelphia Will Do on a Metro typo. It’s a live report; they interview patrons who have seen the goose attacking store patrons; there’s a shot of the goose flying down, nearly attacking two people; there’s a shot of the goose honking at cars, some shoppers trying to figure out the goose’s motive for attacking people, &c. Oh, and they interview that girl, who gets the popular description of “Attacked by goose” under her name. If this story doesn’t win a local Emmy, the contest was been rigged. Seriously. Go watch the video. In the meantime, I’ll be building a shelter to protect myself from geese attacks. What? This can only be the start of something bad. Goose Attacks Cherry Hill Shoppers [NBC 10] |
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Lest you think it’s safe to go outside — or at least safe to go outside in Cherry Hill, N.J. — there is a danger on the streets. A 
That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.
I’m more amused at the headline:
Bird Gooses Woman On Camera
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