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PR People Really Do Rule The World

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By now you’ve probably heard that Brian J. Doyle, deputy press secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, was busted for attempting to contact and have sex with what he thought was a teenage girl online. (Turns out, it was a member of law enforcement. Whoops!)

So, basically, our government hires some disgusting people much, much worse than Dick Cheney. (A commenter on Wonkette noticed that at the time of Doyle’s arrest, he was online “awaiting what he thought was a nude image of a girl who had lymphoma.” Umm, Paper Doll, can you look into this?)

While he’s clearly disgusting, &c., he was the assistant press secretary. He wasn’t even head PR flak. The office of the press secretary doesn’t even get a link on the DHS website. But that didn’t stop the Anderson Cooper 360 blog from writiting this lead, our newest candidate for Overwritten Lead of the Moment (it’s in paragraph two, but we can bend the rules):

Brian Doyle was the deputy press secretary for the Department of Homeland Security, a position that puts him on the front lines of helping to protect this nation. If what Polk County, Florida, police allege is true, it would not only be a grievous crime, but an abrogation of trust with the American people.

Who knew PR flak had so much power?

DHS wonk in teen cyber-sex romance [Sploid]
Sexual predators find support systems online [360 Blog]
Punch-Drunk Love [Citypaper]
Breaking: There’s a bigtime perv at DHS [Wonkette]
Department Structure [DHS]

  1. Mag Says: Apr 6 1:14 PM

    Dear friend!

    Let’s help each other, please!
    Let’s fight together against predators (Brian Doyle etc.)!

    You spend all night setting up your very own blog against sexual exploitation, but in short time you realize nobody is coming to read it? You jealously watch the biggest blogs out there getting tons of attention (about boring stuff) -but how can your blog get noticed too? Thats where _my_ blog comes in to send people to your blog. Imagine getting hundreds or even thousands of other bloggers coming to read your blog every day -fighting with you against childpornography and -prostitution! The concept is very simple: You add my blog site magnusbeckerblog.de to your blogroller and all my friends in return visit your blog. It is the internets blog link exchange where thousands of bloggers visit each others blogs in order to receive tons of blog traffic. Imagine how many other people out there would be be reading your blog every day with this sort of attention -attention against violation and child molester. Its free to use! Friendship/correspondence inclusive!

    http://www.magnusbeckerblog.de/myspace-against-teensex
    http://www.magnusbeckerblog.de/sex-skandal-in-us-heimatschutzministerium/

    Thank you very much!
    With compliments,

    Magnus
    magnus@magnusbecker.de (please, send me an e-mail -and I will add a link to you too!)

  2. mike Says: Apr 6 6:10 PM

    Guh?

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