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Top 5 Will Do

Okay, let’s plow through this one; I’ve got sweet, sweet Phillies Budweiser to drink.

  1. A Philadelphia Eagles starter has a run-in with the law; of course, he’s only arrested for dancing in the street. All you need is music. Sweet, sweet music. They’re dancin’ in Chicago! And down in New Orleans!
  2. The Inquirer’s go-to guy for all things Italian-American: Joe Bubbles.
  3. Rick Mariano is free, and he wears olive-colored shirts.
  4. The Philadelphia police department is well on its way to the largest bong in world history. $11.5 million worth!
  5. And, finally, the smoking ban rises again, Jason-like. Much like Jason, expect it to die soon, too.

Enjoy your weekend! If you need something to drink, be sure to support the lemonade stand that supports Lil’ Kim.

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