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Mariano Is Free Yesterday, Rick Mariano was released from jail after 11 days in jail. This is a good thing. As much as we here at Philadelphia Will Do mock Rick Mariano on an almost daily basis — and by “we,” I mean “I” — he should certainly have the right to see his family before he heads to prison for a few years. It’s not like he’s going to go running around City Hall in his last few days of freedom, taking bribes left and right, punching out Anna Verna and giving a wedgie to Brian O’Neill. (That last one would be awesome, actually.) Despite what was previously said, Mariano won’t be in City Council tomorrow, which is kind of a shame, since he could surely provide some unintentional comedy in his final days in office. I mean, I don’t even really fault my boy Ricky for not relinquishing his post; the law doesn’t require him to, and, really, what would you expect? (It’s the other City Council members who are like, “Oh, he should get to keep his post!” that’s much more disgusting.) Now that he’s out, though, Mariano has acually stopped causing his own hilarity and has started causing some media hilarity:
But what kind of pants does he wear, Inquirer? All the facts, please! In first public appearance, Mariano says ‘I’m fine,’ but nothing more [Inky] |
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Okay, first off, how hilarious is this photo from 

“Mariano . . . is the first sitting councilman convicted of corruption since 1991″
That doesn’t seem like an awfully long time for a city to go without convicting a sitting councilman for corruption, does it? And that doesn’t count non-sitting councilmen or councilmen convicted for other types of crimes. Sheesh.
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