Let’s Hear It For The Boy

Eagles linebacker Dhani Jones has been arrested for dancing.

No, really.

Jones was dancing in the street outside of a South Beach night club, was asked to stop dancing in said street — apparently, traffic was blocked, though I’m sure it wasn’t just our favorite bow-tie clad linebacker — and was then arrested, the Associated Press reports.

In the world of athlete run-ins with the law, this might be the most innocuous one of all time. No drugs, no weapons, no fight, Dhani just had ants in his pants and couldn’t stop dancin’!

Also, uhm, it’s a South Beach night club? You should get arrested if you’re not dancing, in the street or no.

You know what? Fight the power, Dhani! Those small-town cops can’t ban dancing for forever. Trust me: You have the music on your side!

Jones arrested for dancing in street [AP/SI.com]
Footloose [IMDB]
Photo via Dhani Jones’ Official Website