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Exposing While Intoxicated

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I’m gonna give youse a little public service announcement this morning: I think you should not drink and drive. Not much of a big thing there; everyone who drinks and drives knows it’s a bad idea, but it does happen anyway.

That being said, if you do end up drinking and driving — and don’t, by the way, — I have another public service announcement for you. If you’re pulled over, don’t flash the cops:

• Ricardo McIntyre, 24, of West Telford Street, Telford, was arrested Feb. 16 for DUI, open lewdness and disorderly conduct, after police observed his vehicle spinning its tires on Route 113 near Bethlehem Pike, said Hilltown police. McIntyre displayed signs of intoxication and during field sobriety tests he exposed himself to officers in an attempt to show them a previous leg injury, said police. He was later released pending the results of a blood alcohol test, said police.

Err, better make it a little clearer: If you’re a guy, don’t flash the cops. Women might have a better chance of getting out of the charges if they expose themselves. Maybe.

DUI Charges 03.13.06 [Doylestown Intelligencer]

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