Top 5 Will Do

It’s sunny out. I’m going for a run. And now the (done as quickly as possible) Top 5:

1. First off, The Oscars. I don’t know what was worse, the show itself, or all the complaining that Crash won or that Jon Stewart wasn’t funny or that the Academy hates gays. Thankfully, we only have to wait another year for everyone to get really worked up for another almost-pointless award show. Phew.
2. Film School’s van was stolen, possibly by someone looking to frame The A-Team again. I pity the fool!
3. The Northeast Times gets absolutely destroyed on its own letters page.
4. With campaign ads like this, Rick Santorum is sure to win re-election.
5. And, finally, the dancing colon polyp on Good Day Philadelphia.

Enjoy your spring-like weekend! Joe’s and Temple tonight at 6:30, selection show Sunday, then Sopranos and Big Love — the new polygamy show — after that! Let’s hope all of that gets us ready for a good week.