Quickies: Jeff and T.O., together again

• If the Eagles sign Jeff Garcia before they cut Terrell Owens, the Birds could actually have Garcia and Owens on the team at the same time. Owens, you’ll remember, called Garcia gay two years ago. Then he held him by his ankles and dunked his head in a toilet. (Also, please ignore NBC 10’s poll asking if there will be a quarterback controversy if the Eagles sign Garcia. Yes, Jeff Garcia, who last quarterbacked the mighty Detroit Lions and the even mightier Cleveland Browns, is going to unseat McNabb. Sigh.) [NBC 10]

• Here’s a tip for those who get arrested for reckless driving: Don’t tell the cops you have weapons and explosives and you’ll be picking them up after work. Might want to keep that in mind. [Bucks County Courier Times]

• Missed the Oscars? There’s some liveblogging goodness over here. [promohthree]

• Strange: The press’ inability to write something about drugs without going over the top and trusting the government 100 percent. Stranger: Jack Shafer writing that the Inquirer is a “top newspaper.” Rimshot. [Slate]

• An auto accident somehow turned into an off-duty cop killing a guy at a Willow Grove train station. Whatever happened to exchanging information? [KYW 1060]