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Leftovers: Hey, Mussolini made the trains run on time

Inquirer writer Marc Narducci pats the 90 percent of Phillies fans that like Chris Wheeler least among the announcers on the head and says, “No, sorry, he’s the man!” Coming up next from Narducci, a stunning defense of Ryan Seacrest. (”No, he’s really not a tool!”) [Inky]

• For you Crash-haters — I’m sort of on the fence — Google has confirmed what you’re thinking. As we all know, Google knows all. [Corporate Casual via Gawker]

• The readers wrote in, and Faye Flam responded with more G-spot goodness! And, yes, the article contains this sentence: “If the vagina is the Amtrak’s Northeast corridor, which starts in Washington, tell your man to stop shooting straight for Springfield, Mass., and try spending more time in Philly.” Even sex is all about Philly right now! [Inky]

• What does the Academy share with Rick Santorum? They’re both a little squeamish when two dudes make out. [Deadline Hollywood Daily]

• Remind me never to argue over e-mail with Joe Rogan. [Best Week Ever Blog]

• And, naturally, NBC has shut down all the sites hosting the Natalie Portman gangster rap. They have it on their own site, though, but it’s not working for me. Erhm. [NBC.com]

  1. chris Says: Mar 6 5:47 PM

    Chris Wheeler is a tool and Mike Narducci is slowly entering into that range, as well.

  2. Nertz Says: Mar 7 1:43 PM

    The Phillies have the worst announcers I have ever heard. It sounds wrong having the NFL Films guy do baseball. Then I could care less about the Phillies, the crappiest baseball team ever.

  3. mike Says: Mar 7 7:45 PM

    Correction: It sounds wrong to have the Phillies guy do NFL films.

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