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 When the Phillies announced that, in essence, Chris Wheeler’s duties might include nine full innings of TV color commentary this season, you knew it was only a matter of time before some fan with an Internet connection, a spare $50 or so and no web site design skill whatsoever would launch an anti-Chris Wheeler site.
Bingo. Not too much of note here, just an anti-Wheeler rant and the addresses of media and team execs, though I’d be remiss if I didn’t note the “Top 10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Listen To Chris Wheeler For Nine Innings”:
10. Listen to Nails on a Chalkboard
9. Listen to an Andy Reid Press Conference after a Loss
8. Jam a Burning Hot Poker through my Eye and Let it Sit on my Brain
7. Get Un-medicated Root Canal Every Day for a Year
6. Wear a Rug that Looks Worse than Wheeler’s
5. Eat Glass for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
4. Listen to Andy Musser
3. Sit in the 700 level of the Vet Wearing a Cowboys Jersey
2. Watch a “Skating with Celebrities” Marathon
1. Watch a Braves Game
Indeed. Good luck with all that, Phillies. And, really, Wheels, don’t feel so bad; only a select few have websites made by people they don’t know solely dedicated to bashing them. I’d be flattered.
DumpWheels.com
Feb. 24: Everybody hates Chris
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It’s not a bad site, they seem to be slowly adding material to it, it was just a couple lines when I highlighted it