Quickies: DARE to do drugs

• Philadelphia Will Do would like to congratulate Turner Middle School, which goes from grades six through eight, which so far this year has a city-high five drug and alcohol incidents. It’s a close race, though, as the K-4 (!) Lewis Elkin School is nipping at Turner’s heels with four. [Inky]

• How hot is Philly right now? (Not in a temperature sense, although we do all know now that it wasn’t cold enough for Ice Storm 2K6.) We’re the first city to get the new $10 bill! Whoo! Striking a blow against communism with one purchase of a Constitution Center ticket! Alexander Hamilton would be proud. [Early Word]

• The fan who ran out onto the field during an Eagles game to spread his mom’s ashes has gotten community service. He’s from Arizona, so for his service, he has to attend all eight regular season Arizona Cardinals games this year. [Inky]

• There’s now a store selling fireworks in Morrisville. However, of course, Pennsylvania residents can’t shop there legally. This makes so much sense it almost makes my head explode. [Bucks County Courier Times]