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Quickies: Much more important than the ‘War on Christmas’• Hey, you know Darfur? Sure you do! It’s the war we’re all really up in arms about and a multinational coalition is invading because there’s a genocide and… er, wait. We don’t all care about it and it’s effing crazy. A former Marine who witnessed some of the atrocities speaks at the Free Library tonight. [KYW 1060] • Hey, college kids! Don’t have an independent student newspaper at your school? It turns out the administration can just censor anything they want! Especially if you print cartoons with Muhammad in them. [Reuters] • If you have a gun lying around, you can turn it in for some Sixers tickets. Apparently nobody working this promotion has seen the Sixers play this year. [Inky] • Just an update on the fate of The Platters, who have (apparently) 974 people claiming to once be a member: Gov. Rendell has signed legislation making it illegal to perform as a member of The Platters if you weren’t. Phew. [KYW 1060] |
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couldn’t i just bring the gun, buy a ticket, and shoot Webber in the knees? It might help his jumping abilities