Quickies: In the face of heaven

• The Inquirer’s own Faye Flam asks: Do people have sex in heaven? Since we don’t know, we better all just have as much sex as possible now, just in case the answer is no. [Inky]

• At least in Bucks County, adult acne is on the rise! And studies show that a person with just one zit a month can get as depressed about it a person with a face full of it. Can you mainline Accutane? [Bucks County Courier Times]

• Things considered sexual harassment at Penn, according to the campus paper: Licking lips or teeth, winking or throwing kisses; holding or eating food provocatively; staring at an individual or looking a person up and down (so-called “elevator eyes”); giving personal gifts. Better carry around some chapstick. Oh, and don’t use a napkin. [Daily Pennsylvanian]

• And, finally, if you’re looking for some extra education, check out Trump University. It’ll teach you how to be a media whore while getting everyone to ignore all the times you filed for bankruptcy. [Camden Courier-Post]