Blogicized: Alien Iverson

• In case you were wondering, ESPN thinks Allen Iverson is from Mercury. Let’s hope Matt Cord starts announcing him as “a six-foot guard… from MERCURY!” in introductions at the Wachovia Center from now on. [The 700 Level]

• Much like he did in Philadelphia, Hugo Chávez has delivered his discounted oil to homes in Delaware. This is part of a new U.S. tactic to eventually have every citizen in America buy gas and oil from Chávez, therefore bankrupting Venezuela into democracy! [Delaware Watch]

• What you should have done for your Valentine’s Day date: heart-shaped pizza. Aww. [Asymptomatic]

• In the new Quinnipiac Poll, Ed Rendell got six touchdowns, six extra points and two field goals while Lynn Swann only got five touchdowns, four extra points and one two-point conversion. (He went for two late in a comeback attempt.) [America's Hometown]