Blogicized: All Valentine’s Day Edition!

From the sappy to the sad to the, uhm, unintentionally hilarious, Philadelphia Will Do brings you the best and the worst of the blogs on this special, special day:

• “And a happy Valentine’s Day to you, too, Internet. You patiently listen to my inane ramblings, you keep me company when I can’t sleep, you don’t complain if I want to play games all night, you entertain me with stories from all over the world and you’re very easy to turn on.” [Sarcasmo's Corner]

• “[Y]ou know our valentines – our collective hearts belong to our eminent domain, bogus blight targeted merchants of Ardmore’s historic business district.” [Save Ardmore Coalition]

• “A box of chocolates. A fresh bouquet of long-stem roses. A peppering of buck shot right in the kisser. The ‘Stamps boys know that on a day like today, it isn’t just those three little words, but rather how you say them that truly matters.” [Badminton Stamps]

• “I love you all. I’ll protect you from harm. Marry me?” [The Trouble With Spikol]

• “Do I hear a collective sigh? Because I feel like I’m being programmed, and my programming say’s ‘Does NOT compute.’” [Cinema Maverick]

• “Every woman who plays quizzo this week will have at least one Valentine this year, as Johnny will be giving away Valentine’s to all female players (and Apollo Anton Ohno, if he shows up. What, I can’t appreciate another man’s hair?).” [Johnny Goodtimes]

• “Therein the quandary lies: the adult me is a Lloyd Dobler girl, but Jake Ryan brings me back to high school, freshman year sitting in the back of advanced Algebra pining after the unattainable junior lacrosse player with the hot mullet hairdo.” [Pink Lemonade Diva]

And, finally…

• “there ain’t nothin’ i love more than a good ole philly cheesesteak. my mind has locked away a clip from an old sitcom, ‘the fresh prince of bel air.’ aunt vivian comes home with a brown paper bag, and when an unfunny (although he tried damn hard) will smith asks what’s in it, she replies that she brought a philly cheesesteak home for him. his reply: that ain’t no philly cheesesteak.” (Not, technically, about Valentine’s Day, but close enough.) [Metroblogging Philadelphia]

Happy Valentine’s Day from all of those bloggers (er, I think), and Happy V-Day from me, too. Whether you’re at Penn-Princeton (or at St. Joe’s-Temple, for that matter) or Le Bec Fin, may you have a joyous evening. As always.