Quickies: The one with the segues

• See, it’s not just priests who are pedophiles, it’s Catholic school janitors, too. Oh. Well, much better then, doncha think? [CBS 3]

• Speaking of Catholicism and scandal, a lawsuit filed by a priest-turned-activist alleges that Cardinal Edward Egan, the archbishop of the diocese of New York, practices in consensual homosexual sex with adults regularly. Also alleged to be gay? Albany bishop Howard Hubbard and Newark archbishop John Myers. Wow. [Village Voice]

• And speaking of alt-weeklies, the New York Press‘ editorial staff walked out after the paper’s publishers quashed the publication of the infamous Danish Muhammad cartoons. [The Politicker via Gawker]

• Annnnnnd, finally, speaking of quashing stories in newspapers, let’s just say if this anti-Tucker Max column in Penn’s newspaper wasn’t published, no one would have been all that upset. [Daily Pennsylvanian]