Just a little respect, B-L-O-G-S

News out of the National Journal: Blogs are now respectable! Indeed, according to an article in the magazine, blogging and bloggers are doing better than ever, attracting more eyeballs and taking away from the oh-so-dreaded mainstream media. Erhm, okay.

That being said, I’d like to report some Philadelphia Will Do exclusives that you won’t find the “MSM” reporting:

• The 9/11 attacks were actually caused by a Catholic conspiracy to take over the world.

• Osama Bin Laden is actually a muppet.

• Kurt Cobain is still alive and touring as “Sliver: A Nirvana Tribute Band.”

• Former Philadelphia Phillies 3B Mike Schmidt is actually dead.

• That cheerleader, Jennifer K., in the photo at left? She calls me every night. (In real news, actually, this cheerleader went to my grade school, but a year ahead of me.)

• John Street’s hair is actually a hat. Oh, and he’s white.

Okay, that’s all. Hope you enjoy these exclusives. R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

The Rise Of Blogs [National Journal via Romenesko]
Sept. 12, 2005: The last word on the “John Street hat”