The Wizard’s Sleeve
Just because you are a fourth-level cleric-warrior-elf with a bag of gold, four soul daggers, and a magic fire emerald doesn’t mean you can’t also be lucky with the ladies. This Pherotone is more powerful than a 25-year-old Dungeon Master. So drop that book, turn in your 20-sided die, untuck your t-shirt and start casting your own spells for a change.
After listening to it, I’ve decided that there is no way that that could ever make me want to bag a fourth-level elf whatever.
Brownie Says:
Jan 20 2:18 AM
You say that now Jill, but you may have a change of heart by week’s end.
Gondrel, the Warrior Elf of Maglore Says:
Jan 22 5:02 PM
I don’t even own a cell phone and I do just fine with the ladies, thank you. Ohhhh yeah…
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My personal favorite:
The Wizard’s Sleeve
Just because you are a fourth-level cleric-warrior-elf with a bag of gold, four soul daggers, and a magic fire emerald doesn’t mean you can’t also be lucky with the ladies. This Pherotone is more powerful than a 25-year-old Dungeon Master. So drop that book, turn in your 20-sided die, untuck your t-shirt and start casting your own spells for a change.
After listening to it, I’ve decided that there is no way that that could ever make me want to bag a fourth-level elf whatever.
You say that now Jill, but you may have a change of heart by week’s end.
I don’t even own a cell phone and I do just fine with the ladies, thank you. Ohhhh yeah…