Quickies: Bin gone for a while

• Guess who’s back? Back again! Bin Laden’s back! Offerin’ a truce! Hrmm… something tells me we shouldn’t trust the guy, but I can’t quite put my finger on why. [KYW 1060]

• Oh, it’s on: Promoter Renamity is suing Le Jardin, the restaurant inside the Art Alliance, over the disastrous New Year’s Eve party the company hosted there. Le Jardin’s lawyer calls it “nonsense.” Rawr! [Metro]

• From the it’s-a-bit-of-a-stretch-department: Connecting the Jan. 9 death of Sister Paul Mercedes Perreca, hit crossing the street to attend mass, to the death of Sarah McGinley, hit by an unlicensed driver on her front yard in April. Even more of a stretch: St. Matt’s “isn’t considered a problem area” for traffic. [DN]

• Bucks County Crime report: “Thefts from vehicles: Bath St., battery from Cougar taken sometime within past week.” Somebody has a Cougar? In Bucks County? [Bucks County Courier Times]