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New Year’s Rockin’ Eve Everyone’s been watching Dick Clark on New Year’s for pretty much their entire lives. By my estimation, he’s been doing the show since about the French & Indian War. Last year, though, he couldn’t do it because of a stroke, and so we TV viewers had to suffer through Regis Philbin instead. I only caught a very little bit of this year’s New Year’s Eve special on ABC — it was on at the place I was at — but I did see Dick Clark’s intro. It was, erhm, hard to watch. I’m not quite sure what I was expecting. Maybe it was just shocking because Dick Clark had turned from the world’s oldest teenager into the world’s oldest man in just a year or so. He looked okay, but he sounded bad and the whole thing (at first) just seemed like a shameless ratings ploy. As you may have guessed by some of the jokes on this site, I don’t really get all that offended. It takes a lot, at least. But I was ready to write a letter to ABC all offended about Dick Clark. (Perhaps the alcohol contributed to this.) But I did read that the head of the National Stroke Association found it “courageous,” and who better to have an opinion on the situation than him. I don’t know what the point of all this was, except to do that one-liner about Dick Clark becoming the world’s oldest man. I just hope that if he’s on the show next year, he’s a little more, well, Dick Clark-like. |
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Back in 2003/2004, the first interview after the New Year on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve was with two M&M’s, who had just lost their coloring for a promotion. (Sadly, it was probably the best interview of the entire night.)

Well, the guy is old as hell and he had to re-learn how to talk and move, but that doesn’t mean that ABC has to put him on the air. His comeback is heroic enough without having a bad couple hours of TV.