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Quickies: Street’s way or the highway

• Hey, that whole murders are up in the city thing? If you’re the mayor’s nephew, you get homicide detectives to find where you went. Seriously. You can’t make this shit up.

• Okay, who thinks terrorists are going to attack Neil Armstrong Middle School? Then whoever’s calling in bomb threats to this Bristol school please stop. [Bucks County Courier Times]

• The New Jersey Board of Education prez — and neurobiologist — is pro-intelligent design. He’s cool, though — he’s given up trying to get it into schools before even starting. [Trenton Times]

First sentence of this story: “Shoppers at the Mercer Mall took time from their busy schedules last night to weigh-in on New Jersey’s possible new slogan.” Whoo! Don’t you want to read the whole thing now? [The Trentonian]

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