Quickies: Some non-snow news

Okay, guys. It’s all snow, all the time today, and it is going to be slow, slow, slow today. But there are some non-snow stories:

• Don’t like the deli across the street takin’ away your pizza shop’s business? How about you hire a convicted murderer to burn it down? Yeah! Now that’s a great idea. [Bucks County Courier Times]

• Oh, and if you like your criminals a little more, say, murderous, three former terrorists spoke in the Dirty Jerz yesterday. What? You haven’t gone on speaking tours after you finished your career as a terrorist? [KYW 1060]

• Two were convicted in beating up that kid from Liberia who had the gall to be from Liberia and also possibly snitch on somebody with marijuana. Yo, haven’t you seen those shirts, man? Stop Snitch’n! [CBS 3]

• The Daily News discovers metrosexuality! And people told us the Hipster issue was out-of-date. [Daily News]