Top 5 Will Do

It’s been a good week. You’ve probably noticed: we’ve — read: the person who does the actual technical work for the site — upped the font size so youse can read a little easier. If making the site easier to read is some sort of big problem for you, then please let me know.

And now, the five things we all learned this week:

1. The price of lords a-leaping is erroneously reported by the scumbag liberal media. Is there anything they won’t do for ratings?
2. Some dude went out and spread his mom’s ashes on the field at the Eagles game Sunday, which inspired the team so much they decided to go out and actually win the game. Oh snap!
3. In a small story not really mentioned much by anyone anywhere, a Penn student was charged by the University for snapping a photo of a couple having sex. And by the time charges were dropped, everyone had already forgotten about it and it really wasn’t a well-known story at all.
4. A whopping 57 percent of Philadelphians want a face transplant. What an ugly city.
5. And, finally, a woman in the Northeast watches a program that I want to know about.

Have a good weekend. Remember to support puppies and tax reform — as well as dorky dudes in basketball jerseys — over the weekend.