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Nov

8

Breaking: T.O. not worst athlete in town

Man. T.O. looks like Pope Gregory the Great next to this:

Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Ugueth Urbina has been arrested on a charge of attempted murder in his home country of Venezuela. Police said Urbina and a group of men allegedly attacked several employees at his family home using machetes and tried to set them on fire.

Come on, tell us what’s really important: Did he criticize Ryan Howard or anything detrimental to the team? Or say the Phillies’d be better with Johan Santana?

A friend writes in with a better one-liner: “Attempted murder? Typical. He can’t close out a game and he can’t close out a murder.”

Phillies Pitcher Arrested On Attempted Murder Charges [NBC10]
 
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