Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Oct

31

Trenton makes, Bush takes

Breaking! Bush goes crazy and nominates some dude who grew up in Trenton to the Supreme Court.

But, hey, at least he’s got a nickname:

So consistently conservative, Alito has been dubbed “Scalito” or “Scalia-lite” by some lawyers.

Eh, I dunno if Conservatives are going to buy that he is conservative enough. Maybe he needs a little more obvious nickname, you know? Like “Gets really squeamish when two guys fuck.”

Update: Ho ho! Alito begins his speech with something like “The Supreme Court is a body I’ve respected for a long time.” But is he a good bowler?

Bush Names Alito As Supreme Court Nominee [KYW 1060]
 
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