From the bottom of my cheatin’ heart

There’s a new website called Don’t Date Him Girl, which advises girls which men are cheaters. You simply submit the details of your cheatin’ man, and then the world can see which men cheat on women.

Or, you know, which people on earth are men. (Ba-ZING!)

When a friend of mine sent me this link, he said, “Girls can track us now,” which really only applies if you have somebody to cheat with — or, you know, have somebody to cheat on — but, hey, I gotta put this stuff out there as a public service announcement.

Where was I? Oh, right: (alleged) cheaters in Philadelphia. There are currently three, one of whom is Flyers defenseman Derian Hatcher.

The site reads:

know, I know…..all hockey players cheat! This one has been cheating on his wife for over ten years with one girl as well as several others while on the road! He now resides in Philidelphia, PA during the hockey season and Sterling Heights, MI in the offer season.
His cheating of course happens all over the U.S. and Canada while he is on the road!

Oh, totally, guys with four teeth always get the babes.

Editor’s Note: Clearly, this is false. As if a Philadelphia athlete would actually live in Philadelphia.

Derian Hatcher [Don't Date Him Girl]
Player Profile: Derian Hatcher [PhiladelphiaFlyers.com]