Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Oh, and you also have to pay

We begin this morning with a Craigslist missed connection so good it has to be fake:

You were the most attractive Assistant D.A. I have ever seen. Very classy grey suit long dark curly hair and a smile to die (or kill) for. But alas it would never work you work with the D.A’s office and I got escorted out of the courtroom in handcuffs. I couldn’t take my eyes off of you, no not in a stalker way. Watching you work helped keep my mind off of my pending doom. Although I would love to see you again I am not going to break the law to do so. Maybe I will just have to leave it up to dumb luck then. Maybe in a different life. Thanks for making courtroom1 a little better than horrible.

P.S. If you are reading this I am obviously not in jail so if you ever want to meet for a drink you are gonna have to drive.

incredible district attorney - m4w - 30 [CL]

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