Sep

26

Wardrobe malfunction

So Deadspin says that this item on On the DL, the blind item gossip blog for baseball, is in no way about Pat Burrell, wink, wink. Eh. But Deadspin also directed us to what we’re more concerned with: Pat Burrell’s wardrobe selection, as seen in the photo to the left, and also in this one and in this one.

(Lengthy paragraph-long aside: The full version of the photo which appears to have been taken at El Vez on this page is available here, which also includes Chase Utley showing some emotion and alleged cop puncher Jason Michaels. It also includes a super cute girl on your far left. If she’s reading this, I’d like to let her know that Professional Bloggers™ are just as cool as professional athletes.)

Anyway: Jesus Christ, Pat Burrell. You’re good looking, rich and in great shape and you’re wearing shirts from the discount bin of Express. (You know, the ones they make so that people are so disgusted they buy their other, better, clothes.)

Then again, Burrell probably gets more ass in a day than me or anyone I know gets in a year. Maybe I should start wearing some similar shirts. To the Express!

Roger Clemens and his funny shirts [Deadspin]
Love for everyone! [On the DL]
Webshots photos via On the DL
Semi-related: Not-so-blind item about yours truly [Johnny Goodtimes]

dmac | 1:18 PM | 2 Comments

enrico Says: Sep 26 2:09 PM

Since you are discussing the looks of Pat Burrell, you may not have noticed he allowed JRoll to take a razor to his head over the weekend.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050925/483/csb10909250247
johnny goodtimes Says: Sep 26 2:45 PM

CORRECTION: When D-Mac said “Professional bloggers are just as cool as professional athletes,” what he really meant was, “Professional bloggers are nowhere near as cool as professional athletes.” Also, I have a newfound respect for Pat. I totally dig those shirts. Then again, I had a Sidewalk sale on Saturday and sold some fo my shirts for a dollar. In five hours, I sold one shirt. True story.