Phutility

Wow, what a great piece of so-called “journalism” today by this dude in PW. First, he presents a thesis that Cholly Manuel is a bad manager who anyone could outmanage — and then he fails to do it!

Oh, and man: 1991 called — it wants its haircut back.

Just another example of today’s liberal (or possibly conservative, I forget which way the new is biased today) media, which isn’t like the great media of old, which, you know, did well-researched reports on battleship explosions and eight-year old heroin addicts.

They really did a good job for the country — this asshole certainly is an insult to journalists everywhere.

Frankly, I’m mortified. OK, not as mortified as I was when the Phillies blew that lead last night, but still pretty high on the mortification scale.

(Editor’s Note: Funny? Or a lame attempt to ward off any criticism by doing it myself? You make the call.)

Unmasking Charlie [PW]
Janet Cooke [Wikipedia]
Mets 6, Phillies 4 [AP via Y! Sports]