Another good place to play, ruined

It seems Bucks County has changed a lot since I was a 17-year-old spending my nights at the Suburban Diner and ratting around the Neshaminy Mall.

It seems that there’s been a bit of a crime nuisance recently in the Lower Bucks area, and we’re just plain upset that the county just north of the city has gone south so quickly.

Some of the crimes just in this last week, courtesy of the Lower Bucks crime log in the Bucks County Courier Times:

900 block Wood Rd., Oakford, 11:50 p.m., 2 eggs thrown at residence.

Cypress Ln., overnight, Fri, vehicle egged.

Mallard Rd. and Nancy Ln., Feasterville, 2:45 a.m., Sat, white vehicle seen knocking over trash cans, 2 cans found turned over on side.

Blockbuster Video, W. Trenton Ave., 2:30 p.m., Sun, 3 DVDs of “Million Dollar Baby,” $45 value.

Playground, Brookside development, Sat, plastic playhouses smashed, numerous beer bottles, several empty cigarette packs scattered about property.

It’s a crime wave! People are having hazy Million Dollar Baby viewing-induced rages of egging cars and houses, knocking over trashcans and drinking in playgrounds!

I’m glad I live in Center City now, where it’s safe, frankly.

Public Safety Log [BCCT]